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r/Grimdank • "No bro, you dont understand bro, the eldar, the eldar bro, they needed to be happy with slaanesh bro" -lorgar ... It's just a fan theory. It's confirmed Yarrick is dead, and Angron was last seen in the general area where Yarrick was, and the new Angron model is carrying a skull with a robot eye. Yeah and we all know how this would turn out if it was true. We're not sure, it's a theory.r/Grimdank • Their cloning tech is degrading, their equipment is more equivalent to Guard grenadiers so good, better than the average guardsmen but not that much when you account all the armor, heavy/special weapons, air support and artillery the Guard have537 votes, 16 comments. 368K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…r/Grimdank • I recently got into 40k as a hobby (been watching videos for a long while) and made some memes, I then realized I have no friends in the hobby. Hopefully these will be more appreciated here.

Amazing content. Many of his videos he does a "forge your own narrative", kind of a choose your own adventure type thing. He starts off the story and at the end of that section for the video he says to type the corresponding letters in the comments, each one sending the story in a different manner. Lotara is a multiversal constant. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. Look at any fan AU, and Lotara is basically the same as in ...

Literally appeasing a machine spirit or Tsukumogami. KonoAnonDa • Doge Vandire's bastard son. • 3 min. ago. Considering that in Shinto inanimate object can often receive a soul and become self-aware after it has existed for over 100 years, this is literally blessing the machine spirit.

Eleganos. And, technically, the Chaos Gods did the heavy lifting in killing The Empreror through Horus's body, rather than Horus himself getting it all done. But "I was there the Chaos Gods used Horus Lupercal as a meat puppet to kill the Emperor" isn't exactly a mass marketable quote. The basics are all that matter. HighOverlordXenu • 7 yr. ago. Ah yes, Shas'la T'au Kais. Fought his way through an Imperial warship. Accepted the "boons" of Khorne in order to defeat a Lord of Change. Then proceeded to, through great determination and strength of will, purge himself of daemonic influences. Later studied under Commander Puretide, and became Shas'O T'au Kais.What's so bad about the Grimdank mods? They seem decent. I mean, I left r/40klore due to power tripping asshole mods, and ditched r/Formula1 when one of them got me warned for "hate speech" because I said Imperial Japan was racist. Compared to them, the worst Grimdank mod is an ace.Blessed is the mind to small for doubt. 17. Fragmented-Rooster • 6 mo. ago. 6 know it's a fulgrim meme, but seriously. It's going to slow the action down if you're getting it on and have to stop so she can help you open the damn condoms. 42. Tarquinandpaliquin • 6 mo. ago. Yeah, also as mentioned elsewhere it's ableist.

40k Lore Cartoon - Slaanesh 1 : r/Grimdank by DongGoolTroll 40k Lore Cartoon - Slaanesh 1 1 / 4 1.5K 62 comments Add a Comment Mommy I expect nothing less, of course Chick with dick 1 Don't care. And Weird Uncle Mostly the weird uncle I'm kinda new to Warhammer/40k (The Total War games got me interested) and I've been wondering.

The show revolves around Steven Universe, an adolescent hybrid of human and Gem – the Gem being an immortal alien species whose imperialistic conquests span the entire universe. He is the living legacy of Rose Quartz, a Gem matriarch turned renegade, who instigated a cataclysmic rebellion on the planet Earth, opposing the Gem Homeworld's tyranny.

I hate saurus. I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention.That interruption was the only answer Khârn would give, and Erebus raised his crozius in reply. ‘Come then.’. Three blows. The first: Khârn smashed the maul aside with the flat of his new axe. The second: he cannoned a headbutt into Erebus’s nose, breaking cartilage with a wet crunch.A guardsman's opinion on smiling guardsman. 320. 7 comments. Best. Add a Comment. shit_ache-mushrooms My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle • 5 yr. ago. This is sick and heretical you can expect a visit from the inquisition. Minerminer1 • 5 yr. ago. Good, I'll get my webcam ready and answer the door naked.Yes, but it’s highly unlikely we’ll see him in the game. He’ll just be referenced at best. 12.Here is the description of Chaplain Carnak’s crozius: The Stormrod - Arcane Crozius of Tharhant is a sacred staff of office and a weapon used by Carnak, a Chaplain of the Imperial Fists' 5th Company. It is a master crafted Crozius Arcanum capable of channelling the Chaplain’s stoic faith into energy to deadly effect.15K votes, 338 comments. 367K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…

365K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal RealmsSodium crash. Yeah, same. Always was hesitant to actually bite the bullet and commit to building an army (seeing as I have no one to play with), but it seemed like the best time to do it. I'm planning to sell the other half i don't want just to make buying the half I want plus the rulebook more justifiable. Yeah.Yes, but it’s highly unlikely we’ll see him in the game. He’ll just be referenced at best. 12.Carl is beyond your power now OP Carl Poster. He has transcended the mortal boundary into a realm of his own. We praise you for allowing Carl to manifest through your mindscape. Whatever the sacrifice your paid to …Stringstorm details. Just so people don't have to keep asking, Stringstorm makes WH40k songs. There were recently allegations that he had groomed an underage girl. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. Link to video as well as transcript. Hello everyone. Explore Grimdank (r/grimdank) community on Pholder | See more posts from r/grimdank community like The imperium was always bad.

r/Grimdank • Take one character from 40K and one character from Fantasy/AOS, then stick them together to create a dynamic duo! They can be BFFs, lovers, sworn enemies, frenemies, rivals, WHATEVER. Just pick 2 characters from the different settings that you think would have a fun dynamic together!The Craft World sings to me and i respond in kind. Damn is it criminal that Bonesingers were moved to legends... The idea of engineering wraithbone with sound and emotion has to be one of the coolest bits of eldar lore. Also, for a metal mini, the bonesinger was GORGEOUS.

It's just a fan theory. It's confirmed Yarrick is dead, and Angron was last seen in the general area where Yarrick was, and the new Angron model is carrying a skull with a robot eye. Yeah and we all know how this would turn out if it was true. We're not sure, it's a theory. Honestly, what I think is worse is the Grey White Knights coming in and saying "🧐🧐🧐 hmmm I don't even like the female form and need fully clad battle armor and no deviations of such even for fun. In fact, flesh is blehblehblah raspberry noises" . Meanwhile they're "nice guys" who can't understand why women don't like them with their cargo shorts and thinly veiled …Angel Exterminatus. When two gods murderfucked a living genocide into existence. Good times. AlexzMercier97 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle • 3 yr. ago. I sure do love me some Peter Turbo. [deleted] • 3 yr. ago. Drake_Quagmire • 3 yr. ago. Perturabo is unironically my favorite Chaos Primarch. It really depends on who he's written by.Lotara is a multiversal constant. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. Look at any fan AU, and Lotara is basically the same as in ...All so Elongated Muskrat can look "cool and edgy" online. Yep, I would not be surprised if most of his children fucking despise his guts or will despise his guts. He deserves it. Honestly, the entire Musk clan is horrible broken. I mean Elon's dad fathered a child with his own stepdaughter (Elon's stepsister).There's a short story called Within these Walls that have them teaming up with a Dialogus to banish a Daemon. Ooh nice. The recent 'Successors' collection of stories has an Exorcist story 'The Empty Place'. It was pretty …Trolls literally just said "I like him, he is funny, lets make him king". From one of the tales posted on WarCom, the reason he's called the Troggoth King is because he has a really good/bad hypeman. Braggit Big-Talka (a Grot) saw a big Troggoth with Antlers, went "Yeah, it'll be good PR if I called this guy King and got him on side" and then ...Warhammer 40k is a franchise created by Games Workshop, detailing the far future and the grim darkness it holds. The main attraction of 40k is the miniatures, but there are also many video games, board games, books, ect. that are all connected in the 40k universe. This subreddit is for anything and everything related to Warhammer 40k.

Wolf123458 • 2 yr. ago. Slaanesh can appear as a man or women. Humans often refer to Slaanesh as a man and refer to him as “The Lord of Unspeakable Excess” or “The Prince of Pleasure.”. The Eldar view Slaanesh as a woman and often refer to her as “She Who Thirsts” Most official artwork of Slaanesh depict her as a woman though.

Rock and Stone forever! IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME! THE KNIFE EARED, DAISY SNIFFING, FINGER WIGGLERS ARE JUST MADE ABOUT OUR THICK BEAUTY BEARDS AND MOUNTAINS OF GOLD. You phrase this as if the second is a bad thing.

That’s grimdank. I'd say that humour is the distinction between grimdark and grimdank. why yes, this man is Matt Walsh someone who, I kid you not, actually argued that the …Heartbreaking Ogryn copypasta. Gav Smith was part of the Imperial Guard. He was a Guardsman and this made Gav very happy. Gav liked being a Guardsman because then he could do the will of the Immortal God-Emperor and that was one of Gav's most favorite things to do in the whole world. Today it was Gav's turn to fetch the huge sack of …Here is the description of Chaplain Carnak’s crozius: The Stormrod - Arcane Crozius of Tharhant is a sacred staff of office and a weapon used by Carnak, a Chaplain of the Imperial Fists' 5th Company. It is a master crafted Crozius Arcanum capable of channelling the Chaplain’s stoic faith into energy to deadly effect.So love, relations, childbirth and being a parent are all more or less suicidal. Also they're space elves = they already have low reproduction rates. Also other commenters have noted, 'dying' kinda means nothing in 40k, all factions are locked in some kind of stagnant, dying, progress-resistant state.AS Douanes Nouakchott vs Nouakchott Kings match for Mauritania Division 1 on 2023-10-20. Including details of recent head-to-head results, last results for each …7.1K votes, 114 comments. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… r/Grimdank • "No bro, you dont understand bro, the eldar, the eldar bro, they needed to be happy with slaanesh bro" -lorgar ...The unabridged truth. : r/Grimdank. People always want to know how Trazyn got a Custode. This is how. The unabridged truth. I like this meme alot. But I think a picture in the middle of those two where both Jimmy Space and Trazyn are silent, as to indicate the passage of time would've made it even better. Brother.Honkai Star Rail x Warhammer 40k meme (by u/mycomfykampfwagen) Isha: This is my Non-Binary Child with Nurgle Yaoshi. Please be nice to her/him/them.~ :D. That kid is going to be raised by the king of the antivaxers. Nurgle vaccinates you by creating an even more vile plague to kill the previous one you had.Literally appeasing a machine spirit or Tsukumogami. KonoAnonDa • Doge Vandire's bastard son. • 3 min. ago. Considering that in Shinto inanimate object can often receive a soul and become self-aware after it has existed for over 100 years, this is literally blessing the machine spirit.

Call the tin boys to fix it. YES, now the question is are you in the service of slaanesh or the emperor, you know the decision you must make here. My brother in Slaanesh, that is heresy and it is glorious! Well, it is a case of an abominable intelligence (aka bot). Agreed, they also had surprise on their side. Obviously the Custodes knew at that point that they were betrayed, but there's absolutely no way they could have known that the Gal Vorbak had literally been demon possessed, or that it was the same command squad of Word Bearers they had fought alongside for so many decades which allowed them to have intimate knowledge of how each Custodes fought ... r/Grimdank • I recently got into 40k as a hobby (been watching videos for a long while) and made some memes, I then realized I have no friends in the hobby. Hopefully these will be more appreciated here.The Imperium is constantly trying to Exterminatus Samus and keeps failing. Samus is a living Exterminatus in the shape of a woman. You got the pictures wrong mate. One of the above is an uncontrollable force of the universe that only leaves broken worlds in it's wake.Instagram:https://instagram. virtamate videosbeautiful women pinterestincome based apartments utilities includedcostco sony a80k I'm trying to remember the name of this one fan space marine chapter that instead of worshiping the emperor worshiped Olanius Pius because he overcame his fear of his own mortality in the face of certain death. a fear that is so great. so all consuming that it had to be engineered out of space marines. luke 18 enduring wordpart time medical sales jobs r/Grimdank • if only you could pirate the models, maybe they wouldnt be $50 for a couple of space marines that look like they have dwarfism ... patricia ziegfeld stephenson We shall go commit these blueprints to memory real quick and then we’ll start the first test just to know what is what before we attempt any improvements, so while we study you get yourselves prepared for the test, all of you line up and bend over against that wall. 6. just_a_bit_gay_ reasonable marines • 3 mo. ago.That’s grimdank. I'd say that humour is the distinction between grimdark and grimdank. why yes, this man is Matt Walsh someone who, I kid you not, actually argued that the Pedophile crisis with Catholic Priest was not actually a problem about Pedophiles, it was a problem about Gay people.Warhammer 40k isn't a good universe to live in. I mean, it's, like, 25k to 30k years until shit's starting to get real. So I'd be fine with that. But then we know that the afterlife is real, and the Necrons, Eldar, Old Ones and C'tan fucked it all up beyond repair. Mate, it's M41 and 40k was made by latent psykers who just happened to glimpse ...